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Yeah, I can eventually get moving to do stuff. Eventually…. (Early warning: Only issue 3 is entirely new material.) This week has had me doing a lot more than I normally do. I have picked up my exercise regimen, which has provided nice results already. I have two Tales I am wandering around on, idlyContinue reading “Adventures Issues 1-3”

This is a very special Tale for me. I was “commissioned”, by which I mean hectored and badgered, by a friend to write a story for a mutual friend centered around a theme. Actually, if I recall, it was to write “a paragraph or two”. As if I — *I* — could ever just writeContinue reading “Tea Party Mayhem!”

Now with rambling commentary! This is an older Tale. It might have been good of me to have checked the timestamp on it before I saved over it with the new formatting, haha. Too bad. Anyway, there is a reason I am posting it here today. But first, enjoy the Tale! We’ll wait. Finished? Great!Continue reading “Upside-Down Tale”

Yes, the title is dull, unimaginative, and rather pathetic. Too bad. I kid about that last part. Mostly. Anyway, the ever-talented CallMePlissken was looking for requests, so I offered a few ideas to choose from. He then drew a delightful pic — you should really check it out at his patreon! — and I, quiteContinue reading “Prim and Tia Wagon Ride Tale”

No good deed goes unpunished … unrewarded? Un-something. Anyway, Nurse Aly issued a PSA, reminding everyone tying her up at home is fun even in these unusual times. Naturally, she soon finds Prim has a few plans to “help” with her Public Service Announcement. A bit of chat about it below the Tale itself. SpoilersContinue reading “Nurse Mischief Tale”

Okay, here we have one with an interesting backstory. Pliss created a character called Stepan, a fellow with very specific interests regarding backsides. He had a pet parrot which would only ever say … “fuckyes”…. Well, our intrepid gnomes found themselves in Stepan’s cargo hold one day. And here it is. We hope you enjoyContinue reading “Prim and Tia vs Crazy Stepan”

I have long thought of putting all of Prim and Tia’s Tales together in one convenient location for anyone and everyone to enjoy. It has been such a pleasure recording their misadventures. I have also considered adding commentary, just for good measure. Anyone who has heard me talk knows I enjoy a good ramble, quiteContinue reading “Why this site?”

This particular Tale was more or less sprung on me by friends. I woke up to catch the middle of a stream only (“only”!) to be presented a delightfully hot pic of Prim and Tia. I knew they hoped it would trigger a Tale. (I have turned pic ideas into Tales before.) Even though IContinue reading “A Heated Evening Tale”

I figured I would share the first Tale I recorded. I remember this just sorta popped into my noggin on the drive home from work. Prim must have magicked me or some such. I spent most of the evening recording it. I remember Russell Westbrook (my favorite player) giving his NBA MVP acceptance speech whileContinue reading “The First Tale Written”